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Who am I? 

To be frank, that’s not really important.

What is important is that I’m tired, tired of the job that has me answering some of the world’s strangest questions ever conceived. Think of this as a letting-of-steam platform for someone who’s seen it all and written a book about it.

It’s one of the funniest tales there ever was. Buckle up.